Poker Tattoo

[ScootScoot]

A professional poker player goes into the hospital for some routine tests. An older nurse walks in and they strike up a conversation about poker. While talking she lets him know that she has to shave him down below for the test, and that it is just part of the testing procedures. He agrees, so she starts shaving when she notices a tattoo that says the word " R U S H " in a interesting place.

Later she tells her co-worker, a young attractive voluptuous brunette, about the tattoo. The younger nurse is a big fan of poker so she proceeds to explain what the word "RUSH" means in the poker world. After explaining the younger nurse decides that she wants to see this tattoo for herself. She enters the poker players room and tells him that she has some "follow up" work to do and that it will only take a second. She bends over with her voluptuous cleavage showing and fiddles around looking for the tattoo. Afterwards the younger nurse goes back to the older nurse and says, "I must have gone to the wrong room. The guy I saw was a poker player also, but his tattoo said

'R O Y A L F L U S H'."

[MissCrissy]

I love it! That is a very funny joke. I'm always looking for funny jokes. This one reminds me of the 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day' joke.

But can you tell me, what does RUSH mean in poker?

[TexasGal]

Originally Posted by MissCrissy

I love it! That is a very funny joke. I'm always looking for funny jokes. This one reminds me of the 'Welcome To Jamaica Have a Nice Day' joke.

But can you tell me, what does RUSH mean in poker?

I agree; that is a funny joke. I'll have to forward it to all my email friends.

I found the answer to the RUSH question here: Rush - a roll or sequence of successful plays. So I guess being on a roll can be quite a rush.

[pokergal]

I am going to have to share that with my girlfriends. Thanks for answering the rush question. I wasn't sure what it was either.

[pocketjacks]

ok if you liked that one and the Jamaica one I have one more for you.

I guy walks in to a tatto parlor and asks the tattoo artist if he can get a $100 bill tattooed on his member.

The tattoo artist replies "Sure, but ya gotta tell me why in the world would you want that?"

The guy replies "I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, AND my wife can blow a hundred bucks faster than anyone you ever met!"